the movie you'd like to make about me...

...but it'll never happen cause i'll kick butt befor you write the script.

So the humans may not be as stupid as I thought. infact they know for sure they weren't "humans" anymore, and my slaves. they are so good at keeping me alive. but I can fend for myself. it will be hard killing them. but I'll have to do it. they know to much about me and my ways of killing. and my ninja-ness. and the way I kick butt. if i didn't kill them, they'd be smart enough to just help you people fight me and my Spider friend back. and win....maybe. probably not now that I think about it. im to powerful. and with Carl (Spider) its twice the power taking over the world. It'll be so good you idiots write a dumb movie about me and my spider friend. and have some big green monster, a man in a iron suit, a guy dressed in striped spandex with a really sharp record (with stripes), and a lightning hammer being held by a guy in a more spandex with some armor, and two master assassins (i'll kidnap them). and they'd make it funny. and i would lose. but no space whales will be harmed in the making of thise movie. it would probably start out like the average "Horse Movie"

Sciene one: Its Raining and its in the middle of the night. and a girl wakes up. and looks out her window it see a barn. (Camera pan) into the barn and there i am...sleeping...after being berthed.

(4 years later)

Im awesome. and im cool. and im sweet. and im amazing. and im powerful.
after that those....the 5 super humans and Thor would come to the realasation that a 4 year old Cat is gunna take over the world. and then there is a Bug battle in New York (where else would it be?) and i kick butt. it'd probably be the best Love story, Action film, Horror movie, you've ever seen. it'll be sweet. it'd only be a few minutes long. but thats cause i'd be in it and i tell the whole story with my exsistance. but it will never happen, cause i'll kill all of you before you get the chance to figure out this math word problom.

Ten people were staring at the sun fore five minutes in a 50 minutes time span. and then they ate 67 pancaked individually. then cake came into the equasion. and then blew up. whats the answer?