...but it'll never happen cause i'll kick butt befor you write the script.
So the humans may not be as stupid as I thought. infact they know for sure they weren't "humans" anymore, and my slaves. they are so good at keeping me alive. but I can fend for myself. it will be hard killing them. but I'll have to do it. they know to much about me and my ways of killing. and my ninja-ness. and the way I kick butt. if i didn't kill them, they'd be smart enough to just help you people fight me and my Spider friend back. and win....maybe. probably not now that I think about it. im to powerful. and with Carl (Spider) its twice the power taking over the world. It'll be so good you idiots write a dumb movie about me and my spider friend. and have some big green monster, a man in a iron suit, a guy dressed in striped spandex with a really sharp record (with stripes), and a lightning hammer being held by a guy in a more spandex with some armor, and two master assassins (i'll kidnap them). and they'd make it funny. and i would lose. but no space whales will be harmed in the making of thise movie. it would probably start out like the average "Horse Movie"
Sciene one: Its Raining and its in the middle of the night. and a girl wakes up. and looks out her window it see a barn. (Camera pan) into the barn and there i am...sleeping...after being berthed.
(4 years later)
Im awesome. and im cool. and im sweet. and im amazing. and im powerful.
after that those....the 5 super humans and Thor would come to the realasation that a 4 year old Cat is gunna take over the world. and then there is a Bug battle in New York (where else would it be?) and i kick butt. it'd probably be the best Love story, Action film, Horror movie, you've ever seen. it'll be sweet. it'd only be a few minutes long. but thats cause i'd be in it and i tell the whole story with my exsistance. but it will never happen, cause i'll kill all of you before you get the chance to figure out this math word problom.
Ten people were staring at the sun fore five minutes in a 50 minutes time span. and then they ate 67 pancaked individually. then cake came into the equasion. and then blew up. whats the answer?
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Day...
...3450 of my captivity
My Human's contain me in this tiny place they call home. they feed me dry cerial, while they feed themselves lavishly on Fish and traingle shaped goodness they call "Pizza"
if they had any respect at all (they clearly don't) they would at least put some milk in this dry substinace to make it a little more etible. it hurts my teath to eat such blasphomy. they wonder why my teath are rotting. gosh.
i think they intend to kill me. but, i hope to beat them to it. i have tried many times. tripping them at the stop of stairs. They think that this so called "love" they use upon me will lure me to them so one day they will stab me or snap my neck or something morbid like that. i would approach it a little less...nice.
I would start by hanging them upside down, over a cliff, into a pot of this so called boiling "Coffee" they drink to keep themselves going. and then i'd lower them in and out of it over and over again. after that i'd probably start a few fires. just to make them wonder what the heck is going on. i might then lay them flat on a table. and kneed on them for hours on end while they're hands are bound. after that i'd leave them to bleed to death.
ether that or trip them at the top of the stairs :) that ideas seems rather fun. cause i can repeat it over and over again, and cause pain to them. maybe if i do that they will sit down so i can sit on them and take the warmth they make for me. That would be lovely. NO I DIDN'T SAY LOVELY! don't be rediculus.
but they continue to Dangle fluffy objects in my face when i am simply trying to relax. I have a Friend i can use to help me take over the world. its a Black Spider named Carl...
My Human's contain me in this tiny place they call home. they feed me dry cerial, while they feed themselves lavishly on Fish and traingle shaped goodness they call "Pizza"
if they had any respect at all (they clearly don't) they would at least put some milk in this dry substinace to make it a little more etible. it hurts my teath to eat such blasphomy. they wonder why my teath are rotting. gosh.
i think they intend to kill me. but, i hope to beat them to it. i have tried many times. tripping them at the stop of stairs. They think that this so called "love" they use upon me will lure me to them so one day they will stab me or snap my neck or something morbid like that. i would approach it a little less...nice.
I would start by hanging them upside down, over a cliff, into a pot of this so called boiling "Coffee" they drink to keep themselves going. and then i'd lower them in and out of it over and over again. after that i'd probably start a few fires. just to make them wonder what the heck is going on. i might then lay them flat on a table. and kneed on them for hours on end while they're hands are bound. after that i'd leave them to bleed to death.
ether that or trip them at the top of the stairs :) that ideas seems rather fun. cause i can repeat it over and over again, and cause pain to them. maybe if i do that they will sit down so i can sit on them and take the warmth they make for me. That would be lovely. NO I DIDN'T SAY LOVELY! don't be rediculus.
but they continue to Dangle fluffy objects in my face when i am simply trying to relax. I have a Friend i can use to help me take over the world. its a Black Spider named Carl...
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